When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for
家主は…オレがしょうじにシワをつけたと？
Hey landlady, do you say I crinkled this paper slide door?
むー……
Hmmmm……
そうですよ！オレですよ！オレがやりましたよ！
That’s true! I did! I crinkled this!
Skeleton no! It’s Christmas, not Halloween!
I forget about this fucking ornament every year.
if you didnt watch amv’s when you were a kid then you probably cant feel the full spectrum of human emotion even now
y’all
a mutual of mine
suddenly has posts on their blog
with links to “find women to have sex with”
my mutual is NOT POSTING THESE
tumblr just got even worse
on that note PLEASE let me know if i’m suddenly posting random pictures of women with a link underneath the photo. don’t click the link, just FYI.
i do suggest reblogging this in case someone sees this happening to someone else they follow
My counselor, talking about psychology: “Our frontal lobe is what separates us from monkeys.”
Me: “You mean the part that doesn’t work properly in my brain?”
My counselor: “Right.”
Me: “Right.”
So what you’re saying is, basically
Cronch
choose your fighter
yeehaw
me: *supposed to be cleaning kitchen *
me: *making this funney guy wave his arms*
